Is it too much to ask for some food? I hate my diet. I need not be trim for the ladies. There are none. That, and my manhood was taken from me years ago. I am a city cat and I live in a 1500 square foot house. I stare out at the world with all its birds and bibbets I wish I was eating. This is it. It's absurd really.Tuesday, female-human (FH) stripped me of my dignity again when she tied a giant bow around my stomach. I am neither a girl nor a present. Foolish woman. The one that looks, smells, and sounds like her sang me dumb songs about beans in her ears. Why must they insist on humiliating me. I have nowhere to go, the jerks.
