I think it goes without saying that there is evil afoot in this house. Itchy hot spot or not, this is just cruel. I detest hats. I do not like to be the cat in the hat. Not now. Not ever.
I live on the East Coast, Southeastern, United States
STATS -- Born: August, 1998 in Danvers, MA; Lived in 3 states, traveled to 10 states;
Height: 18 inches;
Length: 30 inches, nose-to-tail;
Weight: 15.5 lbs.;
Favorite Toy: Mice;
Favorite Snack: Banana bread;
Favorite Human: Ali;
Favorite Sleeping Spot: Dirty clothes;
Least Favorite Things: Door bells, delivery trucks, vet visits, baths;
Life's Goal: Get outside unnoticed and explore the undersides of all the neighbors porches, then catch and eat a vole.
Have you got questions for me? Questions about cats, wildlife, or just what I'm up to today? Ask me anything by e-mailing me at: beanluvsbeezus@gmail.com.
6 comments:
Dear Bean,
How does one escape such hats?
Sincerely,
Ms. Tinky Bells
Dear Ms. Bells,
Clearly I have no good advice on the subject. I was not able to escape.
Best of Luck,
Bean
Dear Bean,
The hats are adorable. Call me.
Love,
Miss Pretty Kitty
Shame on you, Hester Prynne! Where's your A?
Dear Mr. Beans,
While I pity you in your hats, I find your photos ever so funny.
Loves and Kisses
Sophie B. Dogg
Dear Bean,
I want you to wear some underwear. I like green hats. I laughed at you in your hats. You look silly.
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