My people have been leaving everyday for nine hours. What did I do to offend them? I still haven't forgiven the girl. At least I was able to go outside today and chase bibbets. I have been reduced to a shut-in. Help!
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dear bean-
you should enjoy the hours of quiet solitude. you could use the time to nap and complete your memoirs. humans only get in the way of progress.
oreo
from wapakoneta, ohio
My humans left me for days and didn't even bother to tell me. If it wasn't for all the extra food I wouldn't have even known. They didn't even leave the biggest orange dog inside like they do when they leave normally. Then they sent some new human over to play with me. I'm thinking of trading in my other humans for him. He doesn't come with all those obnoxious dogs attached. And he has a magic red light that I can't get enough of.
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