I discovered a new sunspot today. It's in the office. It will probably be the only highlight of my whole day because I am a house cat. I live in a house, while other cats seek high adventures eating gazelles and baboons in the wilds of my neighborhood. I don't get to have any fun at all. Oh, I heard there was a Daddy-long-legged spider in the bathroom. Maybe I'll go eat that. Or maybe I'll just take a nap. Wake me up when my life gets interesting.
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If you eat me, I'll make you throw-up.
I caught a duck butt with my favorite human, and it was awesome because I'm awesome, and everyone loves me because I'm beautiful, and I can jump high, and I can run fast, and I am so muscular, and who cares what Murphy thinks, because I am the best, and I caught a duck butt, and the feathers were in my mouth when it got away, but I would have had it if I hadn't been stuck on a leash. Oh, and bunny! BUNNY! BUNNY! BUNNY! BUNNY!
Wait! What are we doing? I want to do it, I want to do it. Wait! What are we doing? I want to do it, I want to do it. Mmmmmm a tennis ball.
You vile cat, the human that lives in your house is mine. ALL MINE! I own her. You all disgust me.
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